ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
my poor anus
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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