what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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