I love watching others lives come down to our level.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
