If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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