I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
