On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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