ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
sex in a hospital.. check
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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