Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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