Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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