been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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