I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
