their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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