no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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