If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Actions speak louder than pants.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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