Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
My bed is full of blood and feathers
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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