you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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