It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Randomize
