Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Randomize
