Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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