I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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