two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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