His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
They took my balls.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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