Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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