Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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