Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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