we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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