I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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