try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
