Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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