I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
oh god the rape fog is back!
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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