im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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