Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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