Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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