Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She just used a chaser for red wine.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
send nudes
from the living room?
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