where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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