Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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