Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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