Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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