dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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