Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So much rum. So many feels.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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