I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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