My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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