So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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