So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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