I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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