where does the pee come out of this thing
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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