I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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