hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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