He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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