What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
FUCK WHALES
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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