Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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