listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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