And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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